“I will have coffee I have taste for stronger things” she said as she winked at the waitress with his most suave voice, who left giggling at his attempt at flirting (the line was absolutely terrible but he was good at backing it with a good dose of charm).
“Well in exchange for uplifting my day by showing me your lovely face I will give you a little story about how poor poor Paolo had to flee a house naked” he said with a mournful tone. He started with his tale about seducing a Duchess who had informed him that while married, the husband was out for a business trip so Paolo had offered a trip to her business (again Paolo, those work only because you are good looking). It had been lovely until the husband arrived early and Paolo had fled through the window, which was quite bad because he had to left behind his favorite velvet scarf and the woman refused to meet to return it to him! “She has no manners!!! I miss my scarf, it was soft and protected my throat from the adversities of Orlesian winters!”
“Well in exchange for uplifting my day by showing me your lovely face I will give you a little story about how poor poor Paolo had to flee a house naked” he said with a mournful tone. He started with his tale about seducing a Duchess who had informed him that while married, the husband was out for a business trip so Paolo had offered a trip to her business (again Paolo, those work only because you are good looking). It had been lovely until the husband arrived early and Paolo had fled through the window, which was quite bad because he had to left behind his favorite velvet scarf and the woman refused to meet to return it to him! “She has no manners!!! I miss my scarf, it was soft and protected my throat from the adversities of Orlesian winters!”
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