Like Real People Do BY Lucien Beauvais

Lucien, of course, had a come back for her remark and she rolled her eyes at him. Then stuck their tongue out. Maybe there is no right way of doing sex. Maybe it's all just weird and gross and moist and... They trailed off, making a face and waving their hand - spoon and all - around. They also feigned gagging at the thought.

After a moment, Finwe added: And don't be so dramatic. You've heard worse things.