Like Real People Do BY Lucien Beauvais

Side trip? Side trip! Did you not inform him of the dire state of our situation? My good ser, what if darkspawn were to now, suddenly, pop out of the ground? Like daises? Pbbftt.

With a huff, she set her elbow on her knee, head in her hand holding the spoon. She tapped it to her lips a few times, looking around with unease. They'd already had way too close of an encounter with darkspawn. Once was enough thank you very fucking much.

And without broody or Jam around to help, well then where would they be? Dead! That's what! Unacceptable and unbelieve. Wardens and their business. So little concern for the little folk.