No.1 to No.2 - Judgement Calling

Dearest Death,

Wonderful to hear, and wise of course. While our numbers are few, it does mean our work goes on unnoticed still, allowing us the perfect opportunities to strike when we decide to. You do possess an uncanny ability and I'm most grateful for your continued support. 

Ah, yes. It is rather meddlesome, but then most expect me to roll over and accept my new future without fuss. This, of course, will not happen. I do plan to step out of the party itself in the most dramatic way feasible if he foolishly decides to announce such a decree on my nameday. As always, I'm open to suggestions, while I'm certain I can think of something quite creative on my own I do appreciate the input of a fellow creative. Memory recalls my father once poisoned a cake, it made for some scandelous activities in the proceeding hours, and while it is amusing, I can only feel for the poor servants left to curtail such indecency. 

I do look forward to it, and do send word, I'll make sure to have the best tea and refreshments for your visit. Or would you rather we meet more discretly, less teas leaves more hops and bitter? It has been a while since I was in a tavern. 

with appreciation,

Judgement